Iced, for your restroom pleasure
Posted by Matthew on 30 June, 2007
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Um, seriously, WTF?
Archive for June, 2007
World to Paris Hilton: STFU!
Posted by Matthew on 28 June, 2007
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God almighty, why won’t this woman just go far far away?
“The way this case was handled was a disaster,†the insider says. “Nobody goes to jail for DUI that long. It was all the lawyer’s fault and we’re looking into what recourse we have.†The source says legal action may be in the future.
-Paris Hilton [...]
In Soviet Russia…
Posted by Matthew on 27 June, 2007
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iPhone phones you!
Apparently David Pogue really likes Yakov Smirnoff as seen in his review of the iPhone:
 On the iPhone, you don’t check your voice mail; it checks you.
-The iPhone Matches Most of Its Hype
Thanks folks, he’ll be here all week; try the veal!
Michael Moore…liar?
Posted by Matthew on 25 June, 2007
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I’m shocked, SHOCKED to read this article on MSNBC that perhaps Michael Moore was, shall we say, indelicate with the truth in his new movie, SiCKO.
Oh, and I’m shocked to find that the Cuban system has a two-tiered track…shocked I tell you!
While Moore got free care in Cuba, most foreigners pay, in what some critics [...]
I’m shocked! SHOCKED!
Posted by Matthew on 21 June, 2007
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MSNBC.com identified 144 journalists who made political contributions from 2004 through the start of the 2008 campaign, according to the public records of the Federal Election Commission. Most of the newsroom checkbooks leaned to the left: 125 journalists gave to Democrats and liberal causes. Only 17 gave to Republicans. Two gave to both parties.
-Journalists dole [...]
Whoopsie
Posted by Matthew on 20 June, 2007
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Anyone want to bet that this was caused by a MSFT patch?
Food or ta-tas?
Posted by Matthew on 17 June, 2007
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So, let me get this straight…you’re unemployed, on the dole, and yet, you still get a b00b job?!?!?! WTF is wrong with this picture?
Last week the 26-year-old single mother of two had a breast enhancement, thanks to a new service - mybreast.org - which makes the UK’s top plastic surgeons available at prices women like [...]
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!
Posted by Matthew on 12 June, 2007
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Great editorial over at the Tribune on the 20th anniversary of Regan’s speech at the Brandenburg Gate.
“Those words sound dramatic and prophetic now, but they didn’t command a lot of attention then. The White House was disappointed with the tepid response of the crowd, and few newspapers commented on the speech. Only after the wall [...]
Pearls…
Posted by Matthew on 11 June, 2007
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With this strip, Guard Duck has now become my favorite character…
Who will rid me of this meddlesome priest?
Posted by Matthew on 8 June, 2007
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Ok, seriously, Father Pfleger needs to go far, far away:
“We’re going to snuff out John Riggio,†Pfleger told the estimated 200 people at the rally. “We’re going to snuff out legislators that are voting against our gun laws.â€
What did he mean by ‘snuff’?
Pfleger said he didn’t know the word “snuff†was slang for “killing.â€
-Cardinal rebukes [...]