Now that the paywall is down we get to see the crazy that (usually) comprises a Maureen Down column, but today she actually had a funny…guest columnist Stephen Colbert.

Of course, he had to get some good digs in:

I’d like to thank Maureen Dowd for permitting/begging me to write her column today. As I type this, she’s watching from an overstuffed divan, petting her prize Abyssinian and sipping a Dirty Cosmotinijito. Which reminds me: Before I get started, I have to take care of one other bit of business:

Bad things are happening in countries you shouldn’t have to think about. It’s all George Bush’s fault, the vice president is Satan, and God is gay.

There. Now I’ve written Frank Rich’s column too.
-A Mock Columnist, Amok

Sad, and yet so true…

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