Archive for August, 2008

Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!

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Awesome! Turns out Roger Ebert thinks that Jay Mariotti is as big of a tool as the rest of us have thought!
Best. Line. Ever.
“On your way out, don’t let the door bang you on the ass.”

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And the Yorkies response to Obama is…

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…a whole lot of snorning…appears they’re underwhelmed by the whole political process.

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How long till the airlines follow this lead?

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Man, this sucks…they’re taking lavs out of Metra trains to put in some more seats…feh!
Guess I ought to lay off the beers at the Rail Club before I get on.

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Good night, you Pilsners of Wisconsin, you Ales of Pennsylvania!

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And so ends the glorious life of Metra’s Bar Car. At least I can still grab a 24oz can at the Rail Club to get me where I need to go while tracking it up north!

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And by “invited” we mean “pay us 5 bills, sucka!”

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I felt so honored by Hertz for inviting me (see below) into the President’s Circle (I’m guessing their equivalent of Avis First)…but the whole $450 “invitation fee” was such a buzzkill. Guess I’ll just stick to giving Avis my business since they already love me more than Hertz ever will (I am the biggest fan [...]

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MSM: Hrmmm, how can we diss Hillary?

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I know! Let’s do a retrospective on her pantsuits! AWESOME!
Come on, even I, an _original_ Hillary-hater, knows that this goes waaaay too far.

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Thoughts on Denver Day 1

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I’ve been watching the

Why’s Joe Biden on the convention floor? I thought the nominees (both top and bottom) don’t show up until the day they’re slated to accept their nomination and give their speech?
The Ted video really makes me respect Senator Kennedy much more than I ever had. And damn does that man love to [...]

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Only half a limb required to fill up now

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Gas prices going down even more…wooooo!

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“I’ll take what not to do to a stress test patient for $1000, Alex”

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Send them a bill for over $4200!
Holy crap are these things expensive! I mean insurance will pay it all, but I damn near had a heart attack (pun most certainly intended) when I saw the “Account Balance” number.

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Super secure flight plan

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As seen at Gate K-19 at ORD. This has got the be the most secure flight plan of all time!

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