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So long, farwell.

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It’s been an interesting couple of two years, but with the time demands that Dex has, and how easy Facebook makes it to share your thoughts, I’ve found myself less and less interested in keeping Tarpification as an on-going concern. I’ll probably go the Herf route and post anything on interest to Tarpify…but thank you [...]

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10 Commandments for Successful Daily Living

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I saw a list at the House of Blues this weekend (I was there seeing BTE, who were AWESOME!) entitled “10 commandments for Successful Daily Living” attributed to a B. F. Perkins (who I can’t find on the intertubes).  I’ve rewritten a bit and here is my list:

I shall be true, for many trust me
I [...]

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Now that’s some rather unfortunate link placement!

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As seen today on this Fox News story about AF447:

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A rather unfortunate logo choice

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I’m just saying! It’s the Kama Sutra of logos!

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RSW versus ORD: Weather Remix!

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Here’s what it looked like when we were sitting on the ramp at RSW:

And here’s 294 as we float in on final:

Can anyone spot the difference?

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Not only is being a consultant evil, it’s bad for nature as well…

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Wow, my carbon footprint is OBSCENE!

DAAAAAMN

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Neat new gas station thingy…

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Seen down in RSW…have additives put in as you pump…very nice…I like:

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How do you board an airplane?

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Simple enough question really. Line people up, and let them go at it. Except it’s not. Prior to seeing this page on ways to board airplanes, I really only knew about two types: Back-to-front (how we board on AA) and random (think the Southwest cattle call).
Interestingly enough, there are a couple others. Having watched the [...]

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Perhaps the _only_ reason to have a kid

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‘Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ badges!’

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Had to take some online training for work, and they actually brought some snark:

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