I’m stuck on this plane for 14h40m and all I get is “beverage service”??!?!?!?!
Seriously, WTF?
Seriously, WTF?
SNL has sucked for a long time, but, honestly, is there anyone as good with topical political satire outside of the Daily Show?
I think not.
Awesome! Turns out Roger Ebert thinks that Jay Mariotti is as big of a tool as the rest of us have thought!
Best. Line. Ever.
“On your way out, don’t let the door bang you on the ass.”
“I am threatened, that’s why I’m carrying a gun in court,” defense lawyer Abdel Khalig Abdallah said, opening his coat to reveal a revolver during a break in the trial.
-Teacher guilty in ‘Muhammad’ teddy bear case
God, horseradish looks so very very phallic.
hahahahaha
Al Gore is just having a crappy day today:
First his son gets busted for possesion whilst driving over 100 mph in LA (but, since it was in a Prius, I’m sure it’s all OK), then a judge ix-nays his Live Aid…er Live Earth concert in Rio.
Man can’t win for trying it seems.
With this strip, Guard Duck has now become my favorite character…
…James Taranto comes out of left field with one for the ages (from today’s BotW):
Someone Set Up Us the Bomb
“How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. . . . You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha Ha Ha Ha . . [...]
My favorite ex-EVP/Marketing is striking back; Julie Roehm is letting the world know that Wally World CEO Lee Scott’s house might not be so clean:
Wal-Mart chief executive Lee Scott violated the company’s ethics policy and accepted trips and received discounts on yachts and jewelry from a vendor, according to documents filed by a marketing executive [...]