Cake Wrecks!

heh. ’nuff said:

Heh…don’t even need to bring the snark on this:

“Professor Hawking does not like titles. In fact he dislikes the whole concept of them,” a spokesman told The Times.
-Stephen Hawking turned down knighthood

Some good signage seen today:

Like OMG! WTF?

I guess this deal is only for people in new costumes…

Looks like we’ve got some vote fraud going on here in the state of Illinois:

You know what they say here, vote early, vote often, vote Frog (?!?!?!?)

Bob loves to show his patriotism.

So, I have no idea why WMP would be needed for a library self-checkout machine, but hey…here it is as seen at the Skokie Public Library.

The McLeod’s provided Robbyn her own cake at Hannah’s birthday party. Check out the inscription on the plate…heh.

I have NO idea what they could be talking about…heh.

Now that the paywall is down we get to see the crazy that (usually) comprises a Maureen Down column, but today she actually had a funny…guest columnist Stephen Colbert.

Of course, he had to get some good digs in:

I’d like to thank Maureen Dowd for permitting/begging me to write her column today. As I type this, she’s watching from an overstuffed divan, petting her prize Abyssinian and sipping a Dirty Cosmotinijito. Which reminds me: Before I get started, I have to take care of one other bit of business:

Bad things are happening in countries you shouldn’t have to think about. It’s all George Bush’s fault, the vice president is Satan, and God is gay.

There. Now I’ve written Frank Rich’s column too.
-A Mock Columnist, Amok

Sad, and yet so true…

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