Posts Tagged ‘Sarah Palin’

You know you’re a smarmy dick if…

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…you’re a College Republican-looking tool-sack spewing a bunch of divisive uninformed clap-trap about who or what an elitist is. Personally I can’t wait to see the logical legerdemain he’ll need to go through to explain how Governor Palin isn’t an elitist, rather she just needs that $150K worth of clothes to “connect” to her audiences.
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Oh, Arec Barrwin!

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This is a most unusual spot for me to be in…supporting Alec Baldwin. In case you missed it, here’s Sarah Palin’s cold open on Saturday Night Live (”fancy pageant walkin!”):

Well, if Alec’s just simply awesome comedic timing enough (”you are a deeeelight”), looks like he caught some heat. Enough so that he needed to write [...]

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Naming your baby “Sarah McCain Palin” makes the Baby Jesus cry!

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A new father has secretly named his baby girl Sarah McCain Palin after the Republican ticket for president and vice president.
Mark Ciptak of Elizabethton put that name on the documents for the girl’s birth certificate, ignoring the name Ava Grace, which he and his wife had picked earlier.
“I don’t think she believes me yet,” he [...]

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Holy Fuck, Sarah Palin really IS an idiot

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Wow. This is just mind-boggling:
Couric: In preparing for this conversation, a lot of our viewers … and Internet users wanted to know why you did not get a passport until last year. And they wondered if that indicated a lack of interest and curiosity in the world.
Palin: I’m not one of those who maybe came [...]

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Lipstick. Lipstick. Lipstick…There you go…

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SNL has sucked for a long time, but, honestly, is there anyone as good with topical political satire outside of the Daily Show?
I think not.

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